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March 4, 2013
by Robin
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HitchDieds in Cape Town Podcast Episode 35

Extra, extra: we’re terribly boring!

00:00 Intro
00:22 Collin was super duper tired when we recorded this because of a 22 mile run
01:22 35 episodes in and we’re already recycling material
02:38 Defrosting the freezer (this episode is full of thrills)
04:08 Robin babbles about the Oscars
04:38 I mean seriously
05:30 Collin is a PRETENDER
06:22 My favorite celebrity gossip of all time (illustrations)
08:25 Collin valiantly tries to segue away from celebrity gossip
08:40 We had to be boring this week to recover from last weekend and prepare for my friends visiting next week
10:02 Happy 2nd birthday to our niece Gia!
10:40 Anniversary shout-outs
11:57 We bought eye masks and it might save our marriage
14:16 Seriously, we’re the boringest!
14:40 We have special episodes coming up in the next two weeks to make up for this.
15:20 EXTRA BIT!

February 26, 2013
by Robin
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HitchDieds in Cape Town Podcast Episode 34

00:00 Intro
00:22 We had an awesome weekend, so buckle up.
00:45 We went to Robertson for the Harvest Festival
01:01 We went to a hands-on harvest event at Graham Beck
Graham Beck fans
02:17 We started out by picking vigonier grapes
Picking grapes
04:11 Don’t call South African cap classique “champagne” or you’ll piss off the winemarker.
05:10 Sorting the grapes was a FARCE
Sorting grapes

07:06 Then we swtiched to this episode of I Love Lucy
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09:50 Then we took the factory tour, the best part of which was tasting raw grape juice, which looks like dirty mop water but tastes like heaven.
11:35 Then we tasted “the base wines” (whatever that means)
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13:00 Then we “punched down the cap” in some barrels of wine and signed the barrel of grapes we stomped
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13:41 And admired the crazy number of bottles of wine fermenting in Graham Beck’s cellar
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14:33 And we heard plenty about how socially conscious Graham Beck is! Keep it up, you guys!
15:57 The next day we figured we should go do some wine tastings but after one realized we were all wined out.
16:36 And we had dinner at Rueben’s at the Small Robertson Hotel and it was SO YUMMY
18:30 Sign-off!
19:06 EXTRA BIT (I wasn’t that far off the mark!)

February 18, 2013
by Robin
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HitchDieds in Cape Town Podcast Episode 33

00:00 Intro
00:22 Happy Valentine’s Day
00:50 South African President Zuma’s State of the Nation address was also on the 14th
02:30 So we were trapped in our apartment by security
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03:07 And on top of that craziness, Oscar Pistorius killed his girlfriend
04:18 Our last-minute plans to have a nice Valentine’s Day night in included beef wellington

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05:22 This is what I’m talking about when I say that I can’t say “duxelles” without sounding like a cartoon Russian
05:50 Our varying opinions on how to make proper use of a magic mailbox a la The Lake House
06:40 Valentine’s magic continued on Saturday with a surprise picnic lunch at Noble Hill wine farm:

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There was so much food!

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07:30 Why are there quotation marks on this sign?

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10:00 Collin ran 18 miles on a treadmill because he’s really good at watching television (trust me, that’ll make sense if you listen)
11:45 I was smart enough to get dolled up before Collin returned from the gym so he still had to take me out for dinner even though he was tired from running
12:15 I still have a bunch of Oscar movies to watch but we took a break from that serious crap to watch A Good Day to Die Hard
13:48 “Long story four”? I don’t get my husband sometimes
14:05 Next week is going to be a classic episode of the HitchDieds in Cape Town podcast if I Love Lucy is anything to go by.
14:20 Outro
14:30 EXTRA BIT

February 11, 2013
by Robin
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HitchDieds in Cape Town Podcast Episode 32

00:00 Intro
00:22 Things are looking up for Collin at work
02:58 Robin went to an improv class until they ran out of electricity
04:00 We went to Rachel and Jeff’s fancy cocktail party
04:35 It was a lot like this:

06:18 We talk about the documentary Miracle Rising about the end of apartheid in South Africa which you can catch on the History channel
12:20 I found out that I can make there be less language censorship on our satellite TV! Holy $#%&!
14:10 Signoff
14:32 Right where we left off EXTRA BIT
14:48 High five.

February 4, 2013
by Robin
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HitchDieds in Cape Town Podcast Episode 31

If you’re a meteorologist with a foot fetish and discerning tastes in duck preparation, have we ever got a podcast for you!

00:00 Intro
00:30 We talk about the wind for several minutes
03:56 Here is what all the fuss is about
04:30 Really, we are not exaggerating about the wind:
Jack Bauer was here
05:36 We finally shut up about the wind
05:40 We talk a little bit about our plans to sleep through the Superbowl
06:40 Collin fronts
07:09 Collin’s mid-marathon training feet are like something out of a David Cronenberg movie
08:38 Our friends Liz and Johnny left Cape Town to return to the UK
09:55 Bars and restaurants with outdoor seating at Cape Town often provide fleece blankets for their patrons. I APPROVE.
10:35 I feel me trying to explain the pun of Jackal & Hide to Collin is nicely representative of a huge part of our interactions
11:22 The service at Jackal & Hide was bad even by abysmal Cape Town standards
12:37 We literally complain “the food was terrible, and such small portions!” in this circumstance (incredible hunger after a long wait/overdrunkeness) it is appropriate.
13:15 I make a promise to get back on track putting up a new podcast every Monday
13:34 Sign-off.
13:54 EXTRA BIT!

January 23, 2013
by Robin
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HitchDieds in Cape Town Podcast Episode 30

00:00 Intro
00:38 We took a week off again for reasons of sadness
01:00 We talk honestly about what is bumming us out
01:40 Collin talks about science!
02:48 Collin sounds like a vampire.
05:39 Now we talk about fun things!
05:40 We saw Point Break on a rooftop
10:02 We went to a few wine farms, one American-owned that was our favorite yet.
Wine tasting
14:30 Just in case you forgot, it’s summer here bitches!
14:46 And now that the festive season is over there are fewer gabronis on our pool deck
15:26 Collin is training for the Two Oceans ultra marathon
16:15 Shout-outs!
16:40 If you live in Pittsburgh, check out the new Arcade comedy theater!
17:50 Outro
18:04 EXTRA BIT!

January 7, 2013
by Robin
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HitchDieds in Cape Town Podcast Episode 29

00:00 Intro
00:22 This is Collin’s “Golden episode”, whatever that means
00:50 No one likes sad podcasts, so we didn’t record last week
02:00 Collin and Jenn went shark cage diving
03:10 Collin doesn’t get my reference (Song starts at 2:18)

05:43 Collin bought a new painting
06:30 The truth about art on the Titanic
08:00 I tell Collin to keep things light
08:25 And then Collin immediately takes things to a dark place
09:10 The holiday season feels different when it happens in the summertime
10:12 We had a chill NYE at home
12:03 My abs are stronger than Collin’s abs, but his everything else is stronger than my everything else.
14:01 We talk a little bit about Silver Linings Playbook
14:53 Happy birthday, Viki!
15:38 Obvious jokes about my dead parents are avoided
16:38 Outro
16:58 Extra bit

January 2, 2013
by Robin
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My New Year’s Resolution: Be Happy

My resolution for 2013 is simply to be happy.

[This is one of those abstract, open-ended resolutions that you're warned against, so I'm supplementing it with my old standby of stretching out my hamstrings and the world's old standby of getting back on the flossing wagon.]

But my main goal for this year is to be happy.  To believe that I deserve to be happy, and to do what I need to feel that happiness.

It’s been hard to write here on my blog because I’ve been ashamed of how I’m feeling. I am disappointed with myself for not loving living in Africa. I feel guilty for being bogged down in my loneliness and discomfort when I am basically on an extended vacation in one of the most beautiful places in the world. And I feel guilty for being on an extended vacation in one of the most beautiful places in the world and simultaneously being surrounded by tremendous human suffering. But all that guilt isn’t fixing anything about this country and it’s ruining me in the process. I worry all the time about not offering enough to the world, but I’m never going to have anything to give if I cocoon myself in my own misery.

I hated the idea of treating our time in Africa as “an adventure” because it felt so distastefully privileged and bougie and self-centered. “This isn’t an adventure, this is real life,” I’d think. But it hasn’t been real life, recently. It’s been less than that, some murky approximation of living under a cloud of depression.  If pretending this is a great adventure gets me out of that trap, then that’s what I’m gonna do.  Hold on to your butts.

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December 26, 2012
by Robin
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HitchDieds in Cape Town Podcast Episode 28

A very shouty, boozy, Christmasy episode, choppily edited due to the aforementioned shoutiness and booziness.  With special guest Jenn, visiting us from the States!

00:00 Intro
00:22 Welcome our guest, Jenn Z
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02:55 Penguins are cuter in winter but still pretty good in the summertime!
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03:30 Scenic drive on Chapman’s Peak

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04:30 we’ve also been watching a lot of bad action movies, which is the foundation of Jenn and Collin’s friendship.
05:05 If this doesn’t make sense to you, watch this:

Liam Neesons & Bruce Willy from Peter Atencio on Vimeo.

05:15 Jenn and Collin went to a game reserve and had a disappointing experience but still saw cute animals:

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07:50 Jenn and Collin prepare to go shark diving, Robin doesn’t because she thinks it is bad karma for a wannabe surfer/because she is a scaredy cat
09:00 We went to the beach on Christmas!
10:37 I edited out like a minute and a half of me singing, and you should be grateful for that.
11:20 Answer: Yes, yes they do.

12:25 I edited out another minute and a half of me singing and you should be EVEN MORE GRATEFUL
13:20 Christmas dinner with Collin’s fellow expat coworkers!
13:50 Jenn had her first Pimm’s cup and fell in love
15:00 Homework assignment
15:20 Outro
15:32 Extra bit!
16:19 Extra extra bit!

December 18, 2012
by Robin
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HitchDieds in Cape Town Podcast Episode 27

00:00 Intro
00:42 Another public holiday in South Africa! The Day of Reconciliation, which is weird.
02:30 It’s been hot! (I love it though)
03:32 We did dinner & movies date night and saw Looper
04:45 I think I edited out obnoxious kiss smacks at this point
05:55 We had a couple lazy days to start out the weekend
07:14 Because we had to rest up for the Gugulethu 10k
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07:23 (Collin takes off his pants.)
08:25 Long discussion of South African townships
09:45 Suffer through my Italian accent!
13:04 Then we went to the beach
13:50 And later went to a friend’s “roof wetting”

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This is a spanspek (supercharged cantaloupe) cocktail! AMAZING.

14:36 SHOCKING TWIST! We’ve been drunk the whole time. Just like in The Sixth Sense!
16:00 Anticipating a visit from our friend/housesitter Jenn!
17:20 Just in case this is our last podcast before the Apocalypse
18:03 Outro
18:26 Extra bit!