Category Archives: Movie Review

[Warning: this review contains possibly-unwanted information about the contents of Collin's nostrils and my uterus.  And also pretty much spoils the entire movie.  But you don't care, do you? You've never even heard of this movie, unless you stalk the … Continue reading →

Glaring signs you should not get married: 1. With only ten days left before your wedding, you are willing to fly to Italy at a moment’s notice to chase a childhood fantasy that you are destined to marry someone named … Continue reading →

According to Netflix, Best Men is an “off-the-wall comedy.”  Also, a “romantic comedy.” Also, “romantic.”  These are all lies. In fact, until the unlikely event that I review Kill Bill, this movie will almost definitely have the highest body count … Continue reading →

I met most of my friends in Pittsburgh at a comedy show that a few of them run.  I have earned a reputation as a “laugh slut” among them.  My friends are all very funny people, but from time to … Continue reading →

Deciding to get married makes people take stock of their life. I think it is because you’re forced to think about The Future in a massive, “til death” sort of way. But it is also reinforced with concerns about how … Continue reading →

So, check it: I’m gossing with a friend about essentially the Platonic Ideal of a Bad Boyfriend, and she says, “have you ever watched Ghosts of Girlfriends Past“?1 It might sound like non sequitur, but it was actually a perfectly … Continue reading →

The Baxter has an intriguing premise; an irresistible premise if, like me, you’ve been watching too many wedding movies:  “Did you ever wonder about the guy left at the altar? The ‘wrong guy?’” Michael Showalter plays Elliot Sherman, a CPA … Continue reading →

[Thank you for reminding me of this movie, Addi!] Last summer, Collin and I went down to Florida with his grandparents.  It was a lovely vacation.  One night on this trip we saw The Proposal.  We didn’t know that one … Continue reading →

You know how sometimes when you watch a horror movie you shout at the characters like they’ll hear you? “Don’t go in there!” “Look behind you!” “Don’t bother with the condom, you’re about to die!” I did that with prostitution … Continue reading →

[Note this is really only a review of the first 45 minutes of the movie, the wedding part of the movie.  This blog is much more suited to "my colors are blush and bashful" than "I want to know WHYYYYY!"] … Continue reading →