This approximates how I spent my Friday night, only I wasn’t this funny:
I’m not ashamed! It’s exactly what a Pittsburgh bride should be doing as she teeters toward her one week mark.
[Although I have to say getting to know your Kitchen Aid Stand Mixer while tipsy is kind of risky. Am I really this drunk or does the bowl actually unlock with a clockwise turn? I thought "righty tighty lefty loosey" was the last sacred tenet of our culture.]
An additional important note is that while shopping for cookie ingredients at the liquor store (like you do) I discovered the existence of ginger-flavored brandy, which means all of my whiskey drinks have just fallen into bed with delicious. My signature cocktail of the last ten minutes? Mix 1 part whiskey with 1 part ginger-flavored brandy, top glass with lime-flavored soda, love your life.